greeting your relatives

my loves! before submitting an ask for help on finding a certain design, please check categories and themes to see if what your looking for has been posted in the past. there are hundreds of cute designs already curated + catalogued. i also have a search feature that works great (under my nav menu). current categories and themes are below for easy access.
oh - and i have all of your requests, but can only work on them when there is free time… some of them take me a few days and i want to give everyone proper thought, i am not ignoring, promise <3 xoxo
STALL DESIGNS (stands, booths)
ASSORTED PATTERNS (for walls, floors, furniture and more)
MISC
THEMES
i am reblogging this again my beauties! I cannot stress enough to look thru categories before submitting a request for a design search. (tip: if you are on mobile, access categories with your phone’s web browser instead of the tumblr app.) also: please try to be as descriptive as possible when you submit an ask <3
some example (made up) asks to better explain and help you all:
“i am looking for woodsy or cottage like things” check cottage theme! i have a themes page that has themes added to it regularly
“do you have any bear designs?” bear clothes? patterns? flags? the more descriptive you are with your ask, the more I can be of help to you.
“i need freckles do you have some?” we have a freckles category! its best to get familiar with the categories list if you use this resource a lot.
“i am looking for wood planks” check the wood category first, it may be there! please get to know the categories, babes.
“do you have any rainbow” rainbow what? clothes? pattern? flag? the more descriptive, the better of help i can be to you :)
this is an example of a very helpful ask:
hi i looked thru your paths but didn't see anything dessert related? I have a sweets themed town named cake island. also maybe you have a flag too?
searching on twitter, tumblr, pinterest reddit and nooks island with keywords of what you are looking for (ex: harry potter acnh designs, pansexual acnh designs, honey acnh, coconut sign acnh) before you send an ask is extremely helpful for everyone in our community and saves me loads of time helping you all. some asks are harder to find than others. sometimes what you are looking for could be right under your nose. if not, then i am here <3
I LOVE YOU ALL AND A TY FOLLOWERS POST IS OTW XOXO
men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
Protect weird girls. Ya know…. the ones that used to make up intricate games on the playground about ghosts and saving the world. The ones that used to have a whole BOX of fucking rolly pollies and worms. Those girls that used to have mason jars FULL of fucking god knows WHAT on their mother’s back porch. Protect… girls. Girls that daydream too much. Girls that could go out to Walmart dressed in cow girl boots, and a faux fur coat. Girls that invent whole other worlds in their heads. Girls that love too much. Girls that don’t love quite enough. Girls that don’t look, or sound the way society expects them to. Loud girls. Quiet girls. Angry girls. Sad girls. Support girls being themselves, and being unapologetic about it. The ones that get labeled “weird” for simply existing and being brave enough to not dim themselves down, just because society tells them, too. The girls that never lost their magic once they grew up. Support weird girls.
Klaus: boy it sure seems muggy outside today
Diego: klaus, I swear to god if I look outside and there are mugs all over the lawn
Klaus: *sips coffee out of a bowl*
This is why I strongly advocate for an alien invasion movie but set in like 1142. The Anarchy is in full swing.
it’d be so good. Everyone would map theological explanations of the aliens onto them. It’d be so much fun.
Aliens: Take us to your leader.
Jocelyn, Peasant: All right. Um, which one? Are you for King Stephen or the Empress Maude?
Aliens: Um–
Jocelyn: I recommend Empress Maude. King Stephen is a lying usurper.
Aliens: All right, Empress Maude. Take us to her.
Jocelyn: I always new God was on our side.
Aliens:
Jocelyn: You’re angels right? Come to bring us portends and tidings of the divine?
Aliens: Or to massacre you.
Jocelyn: That makes sense. We’re very sinful. We deserve whatever punishment it is God has seen fit to bestow upon us.
Aliens:
Aliens:
Aliens: Wow.
once my brothers friend walked into his room and just started sniffing the air and went “oh i smell a quarter” and then walked over to a pile of clothes and moved it and picked up a quarter and i literally can’t stop thinking about it it’s been like a year and it haunts me to this day
that was scrooge mcduck
*stomp stomp* I SMELL PENNIES